Perfidious Canada
I'm not at all surprised that the US has plans to invade Canada (plans which, I hope, will never be implemented), but it's startling to find out there is a Canadian plan to invade the US.
The Canadian plan was developed by the country's director of military operations and intelligence, a World War I hero named James Sutherland "Buster" Brown. Apparently Buster believed that the best defense was a good offense: His "Defence Scheme No. 1" called for Canadian soldiers to invade the United States, charging toward Albany, Minneapolis, Seattle and Great Falls, Mont., at the first signs of a possible U.S. invasion.
Minneapolis?
I'm not worried. If the Canadians show up here, I'd smile, wave, and offer 'em a beer. They'd take one sip and turn around and go home.
(via Lawyers, Guns, and Money)
The US would never incorporate us...especially the current administration. Too many provinces would vote for the Democrats if they became states.