Perfidious Canada
I'm not at all surprised that th' US has plans t' invade Canada (plans which, I hope, will ne'er be implemented), but 'tis startlin' t' find out there is a Canadian plan t' invade th' US.
The Canadian plan were bein' developed by th' country's director o' military operations and intelligence, a World War I hero named James Sutherland "Buster" Brown. Apparently Buster believed that th' best defense were bein' a good offense: His "Defence Scheme Nay. 1" called fer Canadian soldiers t' invade th' United States, chargin' toward Albany, Minneapolis, Seattle and Great Falls, Mont., at th' first signs o' a possible U.S. invasion.
Minneapolis?
I'm not worried. If th' Canadians show up here, I'd smile, wave, and offer 'em a beer, I'll warrant ye. They'd take one sip and turn aroun' and go home.
(via Lawyers, Guns, and Money)
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{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} They might well be welcomed with rose petals as liberators. At least as good a chance o' that as...well...ah that's last year's news. Happy New Year Paul. {/if}
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