Stop the presses! Breaking news!
Red State Rabble visits the Grand Canyon! Big, big news—it isn't less than 10,000 years old! Creationists off in their estimates by a few hundred million years!
Oh, wait…creationists wrong? That isn't news. Still, it looks like a fun vacation.
Does this mean the youngest strata aren't on the bottom and the oldest strata aren't on the top as the creationists also claim??? Say it ain't so!