Friday, August 05, 2005
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Get a horse and ride there....that's what I would do if I had your recent vehicular experiences....
What, they don't have airport shuttles in Morris? Not even horse drawn carts?
If you are abducted, don't "drop the soap" around those little bastards. The little lizard ones are little horn-dogs! ( please refer to this page for details http://www.lighthink.com/new_page_14.htm)
You DEFINITELY want to stay away from their cloaca.
aliens may pick me upIn that case take a camera. We'll want to see the pictures on your blog when you get back (whether alien portraits or landscapes, I'm not fussy). No-one ever claims to have been abducted without also coming back after all ...
I'll try to help, but my aura of influence only reaches so far. If you break down between here (the Twin Cities) and Morris, it is because you are outside my reach, but I'll see what I can do to expand my area.
Douglas E. Gogerty
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“No, I’m from Iowa. I just work in outer space.”
-James T. Kirk
Hey, if you end up on Uranus, could you score some Romulan ale for me? That stuff really kicks.
In other news, your hecatomb sacrifice is proceeding as ordered. The bill for a hundred head of cattle will be forwarded.
Stop the magical thinking.
The airport does not exist in a magical universe. You got back from Toronto and lived through Whitby, didn't you?
Be happy.
"or aliens may pick me up and take me to Uranus"
If they bring you back, could you ask them to bring Titania back with you? I've always thought the Earth would look good with a second moon.
"No-one ever claims to have been abducted without also coming back after all..."
Well DUH!!! It's hard to make claims from the Gnorkian slave-mines of HD 188753 Ab!
You know, there are rings around Uranus...
It seems that Uranus is the butt of a lot of jokes, PZ.
No-one ever claims to have been abducted without also coming back after all ...
There are some phenomena you only ever hear one side of.
"After my boat sank, I swam for a day and a half until tired and dehydrated and shaking with hunger, I couldn't possibly have moved another muscle... miraculously, I was within fifty yards of the beach, and the surf started carying me toward dry land. And then all of a sudden this fucking dolphin pushes me ten miles back out to sea!"
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
It looks like Aaron (and possibly Chris) failed to get that it was a joke (an on-topic absence of evidence one).
I'll pray for you PZ. My fear is that the aliens will take you and then deposit you at the Discovery Institute.
Don't be such a Xenaphobe! You could get the first view of our 10th planet.
Re dolphins, why didn't Natalie take a shower onthe boat? She thought she would wash up ashore. Hoo-hah.
I will erect a cenotaph of sapporo bottles if you do not make it back....
Quick, who's got the Abductor Ray this week?
John S. Wilkins : evolvethought.blogspot.com
And then all of a sudden this fucking dolphin pushes me ten miles back out to sea!
Chris, I recall reading a newspaper article which made it clear that dolphins are actually as likely to push you away from the coast as towards it.
I don't know the correctness of that claim, but they quoted scientists and stuff.
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