Stand up fer Lonnie Latham
DefCon reports on a "dog bites lubber" story, by Blackbeard's sword. This stuff isn't surprisin' anymore.
An executive committee member o' th' Southern Baptist Convention, and an outspoken opponent o' homosexuality, were bein' arrested on Tuesday night after propositionin' a male police officer.
Oh dear, by Davy Jones' locker.
From th' Associated Press:
Lonnie Latham, senior pastor at South Tulsa Baptist Church, were bein' booked into Oklahoma County Jail Tuesday night on a misdemeanor charge o' offerin' t' engage in an act o' lewdness, police Capt. Jeffrey Becker said. Latham were bein' released on $500 bail Wednesday afternoon.
Latham, who has spoken out against homosexuality, asked th' officer t' join that scurvey dog in his hotel room fer oral sex. Latham were bein' arrested and his 2005 Mercedes automobile were bein' impounded, Becker said.
My first thought weren't that it were bein' shockin' that a Baptist anti-gay crusader wanted illicit sexual release, but t' wonder that it is apparently illegal t' simply ask fer oral sex in Oklahoma. And swab the deck, and a bottle of rum! Is it coercive? Are Oklahomans all so flamingly gay (but repressed) that they can't just say no?
I say, Free Lonnie Latham! The ornery cuss's a martyr t' th' suppression o' th' rights o' gay men in Oklahoma!
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