{if FALSE} Trackback: Merry War on Xmas! Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #55133: ekzept — 12/25  at  03:46 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} okay, so make th' Pampers link this. damn JSP. {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: Merry War on Xmas! Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if TRUE} {/if} #55148: — 12/25  at  08:58 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} Check out this page on Snopes {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: Merry War on Xmas! Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #55265: — 12/27  at  08:37 AM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} I got a Flyin' Spaghetti Monster t-shirt fer Christmas. Ah, delicious irony! {/if}

{if FALSE} Trackback: Merry War on Xmas! Tracked on: () at {trackback_date format="%Y %m %d %H:%i:%s"} {/if} {if TRUE} {if FALSE} {/if} #55886: — 01/01  at  02:10 PM {/if}
{if FALSE} {/if} {if TRUE} It turns out O'Reilly got it upside down. Christmas is colonizin' th' non-Christian world.

At least, that's how I interpret th' stack o' Christmas cards me son brought from Bangkok. The message inside each is 'Merry Christmas.'

The outsides are, t' say th' least, unexpected. I dern't know which I like better: th' one with th' gold statue o' Buddha with an offerin' o' a rope o' crown flowers; or th' one with th' topless queen with a peacock on that comely wench shoulder, sittin' in th' forest. {/if}